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Stop only When We Enter The Examination
Hall
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we
are born,
and stop only when we enter the
examination hall. |
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I could Fill a 1000 Pages
I could fill a 1000 pages
telling U how I feel,
and still U would not
understand..
So
now I leave w/o a sound,
except my heart shattering
as it hits the ground. |
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My nights are going sleepless
My nights are going
sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
is this love?
GOD replied,
no dear, result is near |
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To be good professional
To be a Good professional,
always start to study late
for Exams
Because it
teaches how to manage Time
and tackle Emergencies!! |
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I Would Really Like
Man: I would really like to get into your pants.
Woman: No thanks.
There's already 1
asshole in there. |
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Kill One You're a Murderer
Kill one you're a murderer,
kill 10 you're a
serial murderer,
kill them all,
you're GOD. |
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No Boys!
No Boys! No Boys, no Sex. No Sex, no Kids. No
Kids, no School. No School, no problems! Why
Boys?? |
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After The Party
After the party - mum,
I am not drunk,
I can lay
on da flour vthout hlding on |
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A girl phoned me
A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come
on over, there is nobody home. I went over.
Nobody was home. |
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Disneyland
NEWS FLASH snow white has been thrown out
Disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat on
Pinocchio's face & shouted lie u bastard, lie,
lie! |
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I Love You In The Morning
I love you in the
morning,
I love you in the
evening,
but most of all,
I love you when you
are leaving |
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No Men
No men, no love, No love, no sex, No sex, no
children, No children, no school, No school,
no homework, No homework, no problems ! |
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If you Have No Voice
If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have
no legs: RUN.........
If you have no hope:
INVENT… |
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When I Was A Baby
When I was a baby,
I played with toys.
Now I'm a
lady and I play with boys!! |
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The Average Woman
The average woman would rather have beauty than
brains, because the average man can see
better than he can think. |
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Computers Are Machines
Computers are machines to help you solve
problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a
computer. |
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What's the Difference
What's the difference between
your job and your
wife?
Your job still sucks after five years |
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When I Was a Dog
When I was a dog, and you were a flower,
I
walked over you and gave you a shower!! |
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Elvis is Dead
Elvis is dead and
I
don't feel so good myself. |
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Love Your Neighbor
Love your neighbor,
but
don't get caught. |
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