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You r Genius
u r genius, ur mind is a master
piece. It is divided into
left and right.
In the left part
nothing is right and in
right part nothing is left. |
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It Only Takes a Minute
It only takes a minute to
get a crush on someone an
hour
to like someone a day to
love someone but it takes a
lifetime to forget someone |
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Don’t compromise on 2nd position
in life.
A race horse that
consistently
runs just 1 second faster
than others is worth
millions of dollars more.
Don’t compromise on 2nd
position in life. |
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Doctor's prescription
Doctor's prescription 4 u.
A
cute little smile 4
breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of
happiness for dinner.
Doctor's fee? An SMS when u
r free |
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God Made You First
Yes,
God made you first,
but there is always
a
rough draft before the final copy. |
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Please Report to Your Nearest.
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth
was an accident.
Please report to your nearest
hospital to be put down.
We apologies for any
inconvenience. |
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Don’t compromise on 2nd position
in life.
A race horse that
consistently
runs just 1 second faster
than others is worth
millions of dollars more.
Don’t compromise on 2nd
position in life. |
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Doctor's prescription
Doctor's prescription 4 u.
A
cute little smile 4
breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of
happiness for dinner.
Doctor's fee?
An SMS when u
r free. |
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I'm A Killer
I am a killer,
I kill people for money.
But
because you are my friend,
I'll kill you for
nothing! |
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A
Ring Is Round.
A ring is round
,
and has no end,
that's how long
I'll be your friend!!! |
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We Will Now Upgrade Your Brain
We will now upgrade your brain,
please
wait............ Searching............
Searching......... still searching..............
sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! ! |
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The Morning is..!
The morning is just a
few moments away.
Go to
sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a
friend who is always there for you and never
let you down |
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U
Got Style
U got style,
u got sex-appeal,
u got the
intelligence and u sure got the body.
Wait.
Sorry,
wrong number! |
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Friends
Are Just Like Stars
Friends are just like stars.
You don't always
see them,
but you now they are
there for you.
Your friend |
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Hello Too The Owner.
Hello too the owner of the
cell-phone with
no.+94........
Your sim-card
is been cracked open
by Hacker's,
and will destroy
your phone within 24
hours, from NOW! |
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This
Sms Can Only Be Read.
This sms can only be read by someone
SEXY:...
try again...
again...
maybe you are just
not
sexy ?...
one more time...
hey don't force it
ugly !!! |
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